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Harry’s Actual Dialogue

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“Excuse me, waiter?”

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“Has my boyfriend arrived yet? His name is Louis. He’s very small.”

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“No? Okay.”

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“He should be here…I’ll text him.”

Boo Bear..where r u? All the love, Sugar Bear .x

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“That kale-dodging, Peter Pan motherfuckin hoe better have left the house by now.”

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“Is that h-”

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“Wait, no. That’s just a three year-old on a scooter.”

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“…Uncanny…”

(x)